Chopstick Connoisseur

I had to give a presentation today in my Design Basics class. We were given the assignment to find two objects with the same function, one of good design and the other bad. Naturally I put it off until last night when I realized I still hadn't found anything. It was late already so I wandered around the apartment trying to find matches. I found it mostly difficult in figuring out what was bad design. What can I say? I only buy good design. :) After doing that for a few minutes I gave up and went to bed. As I tried to fall asleep I went through possibilities in my head. Right as I was about to drift off to sleep I thought of my chopsticks.
In the morning after I got ready for my classes I grabbed my chopsticks, nodded to myself in approval, and sat down to eat breakfast. While eating I jotted down the good qualities of one pair, and the poor qualities of the other. By then I needed to head out so I wouldn't be late for my classes. I only have two classes on Tuesdays and Thursdays. My first class is a drawing class and I had to spend most of my energy keeping my eyes open. Plus, whenever I tried to think of what I would say in my presentation my mind went blank and I quickly moved on to another subject. During my Design class I watched and listened carefully to everyone present their objects. I was impressed. People came up with great examples. I then felt kind of ridiculous for picking such a random object.
Oh, look at the time. There's only two of us left to present. I let the other girl go first. When it was my turn I tried to speak clearly, slowly and intelligently. I used the points I had written down and if anything additional came to mind, I used that also. It was a short presentation, but as I was returning to my seat my professor asked me how I came to be such a connoisseur of chopsticks. HA! Connoisseur!
Obviously my presentation was successful and fortunately we ran out of time so I didn't have to be critiqued.